THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've stumbled upon a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your taste buds because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is sticky, like a potion brewed in outer space. It tastes like you swallowed a mouthful of dirt and smells like something died in there. But hey, it might just knock that cough right out of ya! Just be warned: It